Switchin' with the Bitches

Switchin' with the Bitches
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

Mouths open, loves it

I Can Breathe For the First Time

Reeeeeeeeeee!
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

We are at Ibiza, and I think Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone" came on, which is the CLUB ANTHEM around there...of course, at 3am, Kelly Clarkson is your hero, you defend her as the one and only and the best American Idol...then continue singing at the top of your lungs.

HAPPY NEW YEARS

Gee, your string tastes terrific

Gee, your string tastes terrific
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

Party Jag has a nice ass. When I reviewed my pics the next day, this one...surprised me a little.

Someone needs to go home

Someone needs to go home
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

If I could have an accent in this pose, it would be British, and I would say something like, " Rock On", and then I would get out of the limo and fall, then scream, "Oh, bloody hell!"

Bloomers

Bloomers
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

So I guess I liked this song and wanted to show my bloomers for appreciation.

Christmas Day

I had this unbeleivable tooth pain on Christmas Eve, so we left my uncle's house a little early. My mom, dad and my other uncle went home. As we were dropping my Uncle Chuck at his house, he asked to wait so he could show me pictures of me and my dog and one of me and him. I sat in the car with PromMom and PromDad waiting and he shows me these 3 pictures. He told me that he would make copies for me because he wanted to keep them. Chucky told everyone goodbye and then he hugged me and told me that he loved me. He shut the door and that was the last time anyone saw my Uncle Chuck alive.

He passed away on Christmas Day.

Before Sunset

The Thursday before Christmas, PromKing came to town. I hadn't seen him since we had broken up. The day before he came, I was at Blockbuster, and the movie Before Sunset was on the racks beside the check-out. It seemed very out of place, but I picked it up and bought it. That was a movie that he wanted us to watch together last year. He said that there were a lot of quotes in that movie that made him think of our relationship.

A lot of time had passed and I was thrilled to see him. It was really comforting to see how normal it was when we got together. We met at the Post for beers before we had dinner with friends. We chatted and caught up, it was like it used to be. It seemed that a lot of things went full circle that night.

We were with PartyMouse and PartyBunny which were our friends when we started dating. We stayed at my old apartment, and before we went out we stayed in to watch CSI. Watching him walk around the house seemed just like it used to. He napped, I CSI'ed, we got dressed and went out. When we walked down my stairs and onto the street, it seemed like for a moment I stepped back in time. Its common knowledge that I used to be madly in love with this boy. As we were walking to the bar we saw a Special Forces cop car, which PromKing had almost got in trouble for peeling the Special Forces sticker off almost a year ago. It was incredible actually laughing and talking with him, we went to Tango, which is the bar we always went to. He touched me on my back and I hugged him with more emotion than I had hugged anyone in a year. We filled the rest of the night with booze and banter.

Back at the apartment we played our favorite game ever, Truth or Dare. It was a very intense game. There were a lot of questions asked and a lot answered. Not sure if I can even remember them all, it was 6am when we finally rounded up the game. Most of the time we were playing, I just kept looking at him thinking, "God, we used to be crazy about each other". We talked a lot about the past, and talked about things that we thought about each other. We slept in our old bedroom. The next day we left for our hometowns. The most incredible sunset stretched out on the drive home. It was incredible.

The next night, I was watching late night tv, and I started watching Love Actually, because I watched that last year on the same night. Right after that movie went off, Before Sunset came on. Full Circle.

You've left me now
and it's seasoned my soul
And with every step you take,
I watch another part of you go...

I continue to build a wall...
You were so strong,
I fell to my knees...
And I don't think I can handle this at all...

One more night
I'd like to lie and hold you
Yes and feel...
To make you smile,
I'd like to be there for you--
Have you forgotten me?

And the days go by
Doing nothing about them...
How much time
will I have to spend?

My mind won't rest
and I don't sleep
Not even in my dreams...

If you ever did believe,
for my sake...
If you ever did believe....

Sometimes if feels I will be stuck in sentimental prison for the rest of my life.

Christmas Party Season

Christmas party season is almost over. After 9 successful crashes, with the Island Passage Party being the best crash, I am sad to say that it will all come to an end Wednesday at the Strip Bar. Last night had to have been the best Christmas Party of the year...Unless Wednesday comes on bigger and stronger. The funny thing is, it was were I use to work, and I already marked it off as lame. But they surprised me with people coming out of the woodwork. Somehow they filled up all three floors with everyone dressed in black with two agendas: to get drunk and to get laid. Two weeks of free booze and food and all the people you can make out with. I am almost sad to see it go, however I think I took some years off my life.

What's Your Porn Name

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Party Cats Unite

Party Cats Unite
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

Happy Birthday Jaguar!!! I love you, you are the best roomie on the planet. I love your tits!

Party Cat Prom Pose

Party Cat Prom Pose
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

It was Jag's birthday (pink dress) and we had to take advantage of boys in blazers and us in dresses. Flash back to Prom 1996. How we got the guys to agree? We promised oral sex.

Dear Jessica,

I want to thank you for the wonderful weekend in Raleigh. I had such a great time seeing you. Thank you for leaving me in the parking lot for dead, underneath a lamp light so that all the homeless people could see me from the street. I am so glad I was introduced to the Latin Gangbangers of Raleigh. QB wants to thank you for all the shots that were presented at the multi-cultural club that ya'll went to while I was left for dead. Thanks for drugging my boyfriend. Sorry that his dog almost swallowed your dog. I swear they were just playing and the she doesn't usually bite. I want to commend you on your knowledge of the City of Raleigh. Your directions were like I had used Mapquest. Remember if you get off on Yonkers then Rock Quarry, it will take you straight to your house. It was really nice of you tell let QB and I have your bed, but you really didn't have to sleep in your car.

I love being best friends with you.

Stephanie

Pass me the turkey...and a tampon

Aside from having the worst period of the year, Thanksgiving was a real treat. We actually decided to have dinner in the garage. Oddly enough, it was fun. Then for no reason at all, my Uncle Chuck, set off a stink bomb and tried to blame the smell on Beau. That caused my mom to follow Beau around the garage and inspect his ass. My other uncle got sucked into Grease and tried to recruit different family members to watch with him. There was not enough wine on the table this evening.

I had to hurry up the goodbye's because CSI was coming on. I escape to the upstairs garage to be alone (only child syndrome) only to be followed by my parents. So currently, I am on the couch, mom is sleeping beside me, and my dad is on his laptop making me play NAME THAT CHRISTMAS SONG. But there is another twist to the game, also name the artist that is singing it. These are the first 3 answers

1. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire-Vanessa Williams
2. Sleigh Ride-Jessica Simpson
3. White Christmas-Clay Aiken

I did get number 2 correct. Duh. Oh looky, I am out of wine now...

All you country boys out there....

The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:


40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

30. Wrestling's fake.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

28. We're vegetarians.

27. Do you think my gut is too big?

26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

25. Honey, we don't need another dog.

24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.

20. I just couldn't find a thing at WalMart today.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

15. I've got it all on the C: drive.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

12. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. You All.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

And, Number ONE is:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.

Studio 54 Before

Studio 54 Before
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

I loved my dress. I loved my dates. They kinda looked like Spy vs. Spy. But they were hot. What happened next, I could only be so lucky to know.

Studio 54 After

Studio 54 After
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

I think this says it all. Really.

Shaka Zulu

Shaka Zulu
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

Boo won the Halloween contest. You cannot see the rest of his costume, but there are big fur boots, leopard panties, and a train. HAHAHAHA...he was the life of the party. This is my best friend.

Super Heroes

L1030430
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

We all set out to look for our male counterpart. I was the only one who did not find mine. I was hooked up with the tard doctor and the tard barbarian.

Kiss My Wonder Ass

L1030437
Originally uploaded by MeanPromQueen.

I must have fallen on my wonder ass about 4 times. I was flying all around town not saving a fucking thing. I lost my lasso of truth, and everyone told lies to me.