Dear Jessica,

I want to thank you for the wonderful weekend in Raleigh. I had such a great time seeing you. Thank you for leaving me in the parking lot for dead, underneath a lamp light so that all the homeless people could see me from the street. I am so glad I was introduced to the Latin Gangbangers of Raleigh. QB wants to thank you for all the shots that were presented at the multi-cultural club that ya'll went to while I was left for dead. Thanks for drugging my boyfriend. Sorry that his dog almost swallowed your dog. I swear they were just playing and the she doesn't usually bite. I want to commend you on your knowledge of the City of Raleigh. Your directions were like I had used Mapquest. Remember if you get off on Yonkers then Rock Quarry, it will take you straight to your house. It was really nice of you tell let QB and I have your bed, but you really didn't have to sleep in your car.

I love being best friends with you.

Stephanie